i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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