We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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