I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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