Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!