Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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