i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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