the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
another moral hangover. fuck.
where am i from again
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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