i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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It's just like the Real World with babies
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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