its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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