If that was your dad, he is hot
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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