hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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