Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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