I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Is it because I queefed?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is Oprah even human
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
