just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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