She announced her abortion via fbk
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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