So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Success! We fucked roommates!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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