Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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