He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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