god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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