You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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