You're so nebulous sometimes
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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