There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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