can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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