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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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