Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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