I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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