woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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