You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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