I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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