You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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