NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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