quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
