Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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