Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
