My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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