I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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