I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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