i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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