Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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