weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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