Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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