I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
