At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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