when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The Olympian is in my bed
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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