Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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