yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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