Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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