is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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