Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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