Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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