Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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