So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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