i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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