You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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