this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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