Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
