For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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